Dumb Ways to Die – So Many, But Here’s a few

For those who are suicidal, here’s a few way dumb ways to die

Just Kidding, this is a positive message from Metro Trains, a campaign to stop unnecessary killings, people doing something dumb and being hit by the train, lets all learn from the video and try to avoid premature deaths.
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For those struggling with the lyrics:
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts at piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what this red button do

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasp for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

The Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

Author: Tommiekiddy

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